| "I have never let my schooling interfere with my
education." -- Mark Twain |
| "Real programmers don't comment their code -- if it was
hard to write, it should be hard to understand." -- Source Unknown |
| "Fight war, not wars. Destroy power, not
people." -- Source Unknown |
| "Nuclear war would really set back cable." -- Ted Turner |
| "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud,
and my homosexuals flaming." -- Homer Simpson |
| "It's kinda fun to do the impossible." -- Walt Disney |